Mar 5, 2015
Joke: Homosexual in army recruiting office
A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy admitted that he was.
joke : Husband running out naked
joke : Husband running out naked
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies, Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Shit! That must be my husband!'
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman 'I AM your husband, you slut!'
The woman yelled back, "Yeah??? Then why were you running.... you Son of a Bitch !!"
And that folks.... that is how the fight started.
joke : multiple twins
joke : multiple twins
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman
came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, “Lets’ see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen. And the
twins, Seth & Beth, they’re sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they’re
fourteen… ”
“Hold on!” said the census taker, “Did you get twins EVERY time?”
The woman answered, “Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn’t get
nothing.”
joke : confession time !
joke : confession time !
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to two 21 year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.”
The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”
“So then, why are you telling me?”
“Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody!”
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